I've always been sort of destructive, not by choice but by chance. I have been responsible for more broken glass items than the number of pieces you would expect a broken glass to yield. My folks used to curse the stars (moon, planets etc) and tried to keep away from breakable stuff. They should have tried harder.
As I grew up, the ailment matured into something else. It got bored of breaking other stuff so it got to work on my own body. And man it hurts. There isn't a joint on my body that doesn't have a scar or chronic pain to show for it. Some accidents are not my fault, it was just being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Like when I was run over by a car from behind, have a bent vertebra in my backbone as proof. Then there were these pedestrians who stopped dead in the middle of the road while I was approaching on a bike. But the injuries that hurt most are the ones which are a result of stupidity. For the sake of avoiding public humiliation on multiple counts, I will recount only the most recent and stupidest incidents. I was taking off my pants, my foot got caught and I fell sideways. I used my left hand to break the fall, but the wall was a bit too far and it just buckled under all the weight and momentum. The pain!
So both my shoulders are partially out of service and are undergoing physiotherapy at the moment. Bloody 3k down the drain too. There's nothing else left to break now so I hope I don't.
High: Got NFS Most Wanted again. Love that game.
Low: Have to go the hospital everyday at 9am and do an hour of physiotherapy for 8 more days.
Points: -1000 points to me.
As I grew up, the ailment matured into something else. It got bored of breaking other stuff so it got to work on my own body. And man it hurts. There isn't a joint on my body that doesn't have a scar or chronic pain to show for it. Some accidents are not my fault, it was just being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Like when I was run over by a car from behind, have a bent vertebra in my backbone as proof. Then there were these pedestrians who stopped dead in the middle of the road while I was approaching on a bike. But the injuries that hurt most are the ones which are a result of stupidity. For the sake of avoiding public humiliation on multiple counts, I will recount only the most recent and stupidest incidents. I was taking off my pants, my foot got caught and I fell sideways. I used my left hand to break the fall, but the wall was a bit too far and it just buckled under all the weight and momentum. The pain!
So both my shoulders are partially out of service and are undergoing physiotherapy at the moment. Bloody 3k down the drain too. There's nothing else left to break now so I hope I don't.
High: Got NFS Most Wanted again. Love that game.
Low: Have to go the hospital everyday at 9am and do an hour of physiotherapy for 8 more days.
Points: -1000 points to me.
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