Conventional And Computer Aided Design Of Flunking

The following is the step-by-step procedure for the design of flunking in your end semester exams(all the expressions have their usual meanings) :

1. At the start of the semester, find out the toughest subject which is a part of your syllabus.
2. Tell yourself that you will work really hard on this subject.
3. Tell yourself that first you will take care of rest of the subjects and then devote maximum time to this subject.
4. Study all the other subjects only as much as required to pass in the examinations so that you save extra time to devote to this subject which you will otherwise fail.
5. Don't study this subject when you have ample amount of time because it is too damn tough and it is easier to score in other subjects(or that's what you think).
6. Panic as the exams draw closer and finally take up the subject with the determination to conquer it by any means possible.
7. Realize the vastness and the endlessness of the course.
8. Try to do the important topics that might save your ass.
9. If list of important topics too large, give up. Else do the needful.
10. Donot revise what you have done and try to gobble up as much of the course as possible just before the exam.
11. Forget everything during the exam.
12. Hope and pray that you manage to scrape through with whatever information you have provided in your otherwise blank paper.
13. Enjoy as much of the holidays as possible before the result comes.
14. On finding out the obvious after the declaration of the result, regret your actions and sulk and be miserable.
15. Resolve to not let this mishap repeat ever again and to study harder from then on.
16. Start of new semester.
17. Goto step 1.

As clearly mentioned above, it is a non-terminating repeating process which can only be stopped by the application of extremely "Lucky" conditions and the only way to achieve these conditions is to be brave according to the Law of Luck & Bravery which states that "We wait for the luck to smile, it smiles on those who are brave. But those who are brave, never wait for their luck to smile on them."

I'm not brave. I'm an Engineer for god's sake!!