Few of my friends constantly wonder why I crib so much about traffic. According to them it's not that bad. To put things into perspective I'm going to explain the reason for my woes.
The level of agitation and frustration experienced by a person when driving in the city is directly proportional to their current level of discomfort. Here are the prominent cases:
1. Your car has an AC, a music system, you have company and you are not in a hurry. You don't give a shit about how badly you may be stuck. For all you know, you just might be enjoying the "long" drive.
2. Your car has an AC, a music system and you are in a hurry. Too bad, you were really hoping to get there on time. Hard luck, you tell yourself. At least you have a valid excuse.
3. Your car has an AC but you are have time on your hands. The state of traffic is pretty bad. Something should be done about it.
4. You car has an AC and you are in a hurry. Stuck in traffic, running late and nothing to keep you occupied. Bloody hell! Where did all these people come from? The country has gone to the dogs.
5. Your car does not have an AC or a music system, no one to share the discomfort but you are not in a hurry to reach the destination. You are still in a hurry to get the hell off the bloody blocked up road.
6. Your car has nothing, it's just a box on wheels, and you are in a hurry. The words agitation and frustration don't quite describe what you go through.
No points for guessing which category I fall into. I rest my case.
Points: I don't feel like giving out points today. Any one who's reading this can take 100 points and the people who can understand my woes, you get an additional 100 points.
One-Liner: I'll be back. (a la Schwarzenegger)
The level of agitation and frustration experienced by a person when driving in the city is directly proportional to their current level of discomfort. Here are the prominent cases:
1. Your car has an AC, a music system, you have company and you are not in a hurry. You don't give a shit about how badly you may be stuck. For all you know, you just might be enjoying the "long" drive.
2. Your car has an AC, a music system and you are in a hurry. Too bad, you were really hoping to get there on time. Hard luck, you tell yourself. At least you have a valid excuse.
3. Your car has an AC but you are have time on your hands. The state of traffic is pretty bad. Something should be done about it.
4. You car has an AC and you are in a hurry. Stuck in traffic, running late and nothing to keep you occupied. Bloody hell! Where did all these people come from? The country has gone to the dogs.
5. Your car does not have an AC or a music system, no one to share the discomfort but you are not in a hurry to reach the destination. You are still in a hurry to get the hell off the bloody blocked up road.
6. Your car has nothing, it's just a box on wheels, and you are in a hurry. The words agitation and frustration don't quite describe what you go through.
No points for guessing which category I fall into. I rest my case.
Points: I don't feel like giving out points today. Any one who's reading this can take 100 points and the people who can understand my woes, you get an additional 100 points.
One-Liner: I'll be back. (a la Schwarzenegger)
3 comments:
ha ha ha ha....mast ;)
ummm....abt ur car... no AC,no music system, in a hurry and please add stops in the middle of a red lite!!!!
;) ;)
@garima
its not exactly my car u know. not my fault it's a piece of junk.
@rupali
not that mast if ur in the car :(
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